Rinse the red lentils thoroughly and boil in water until tender, about 12 minutes, then drain and set aside.
Heat the olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat until shimmering.
Add the Beyond Beef to the skillet, breaking it into small crumbles with a wooden spoon or spatula.
Stir in the cooked lentils, dried thyme, dried rosemary, garlic powder, onion powder, sea salt, and black pepper.
Cook the mixture for 6-8 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the crumbles are well-browned and slightly crispy.
Add the chopped kale to the pan and sauté for 2 minutes until it is wilted and vibrant green.
Remove the skillet from the heat and fold in the nutritional yeast and hemp seeds until evenly distributed before serving.